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Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Democracy going to the Dogs ?

Hi All, I have not Written in a long while but here it goes,

There has been a lot of talk about Anna Hazare's Lok Pal movement and how that will help Indian's use the Democratic process better. But we keep forgetting the Big picture, Whatever is wrong with India is due to the Ministers WE ELECTED, with or without Participation. So what are you all complaining about.

I am a big fan of Democracy and let me tell you What Anna Hazare is trying to become is the person, That 41 years ago help "LIBERATE" Libya from an "EVIL" leader and his name is GADDAFI. That's why its very important to follow DUE DEMOCRATIC process, it's not the perfect system but the fairest.Anna Hazare is not a democratically Elected leader and he should not be talking decisions for the rest of us, unless he wins an election. The lokpal bill is not a Democratically selected bill.

Yes it seems like we need a revolution to get out of this mess India is in but who are the leaders of the Revolution be ??? Rahul Gandhi ? Milind Deora ? or some other old Hack ?? The problem with the Indian middle-class (I am one of them) is that WE DONT VOTE, and why is that because we are too busy staring at the TV or "WORKING".

The Population that votes gets what they want,

  • The 27% below poverty line people always vote , what do they get - Alcohol, Money, Houses/Slums, Electricity for their Slum, Ration cards etc,
  • The Rich people vote they get publicity because they are "helping" the nation chose leaders
  • the Farmers vote and get Free electricity, Farm subsidies, No Income tax etc
  • What does the Middle Class get for not Voting ?? Higher Taxes, Corruption, No Development, Joblessness, Lower Standard of living, Inflation and big MIDDLE FINGER,

And the Middle Class Deserves it, If you think talking to your Friends and bitching at NDTV about how corruption is killing India is voting then you are wrong, If we really want change Why dont we go out and do the simplest thing in the world, Stand in line and vote.

Also if your name is not on the voter list, dont be relieved go to the office and make sure you have it on there. The Government knows the Middle Class is like the GUY/GIRL WHO GOT RAPED SO MANY TIMES HE/SHE ENJOYS IT or Doesn't EVEN CARE about IT ANYMORE and that's why they want to put the smallest obstacle in your way and know that you will not follow through and fix it so that you can use your right to vote

A few years ago a report said Bombay alone was contributing for 40% of the Income-tax revencue for the whole country, It was 2% of the population then, and i'm sure Bombay's voting rate would've been less than 50% and the middle class voting rates would've been less than 25%, So 75% of Bombay's middle class are not part of the discussion when it comes to big picture issues. So who's responsible?

We have to realize that Democracy is a Duty not a right, and if we keep failing at it we are giving rise to Anarchy, Ask the People of Afganistan or some african countries and see how fortunate we are to be able to elect a representative, But we don't value it, This Government- Middleclass relationship is an abusive one because the "Middle-class is the Wife who cooks the food and then goes and earns money to support her Drunk husband, But the Husband is busy using that money to sleep with Whores and know all that she still sits there and cries, Doing nothing" if the middle class doesnt want to be jerked around like this it has to rise up and do the fundamental Duty and vote for the person they choose.

"56% of the Indian Populace is Middle Class" - you know with 10% more votes in the same direction and you will get what you want, the leaders you want, the issues that affect you will be looked at, you will be part of the debate.

I think it's necessary to clean your own house before blaming the BMC for not picking up the trash at your doorstep

And After that long rant, HAPPY "INDEPENDENCE" DAY

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The Dance of Democracy- 2009

To,
My imaginary audience (specially Gandhi, Nehru, Patel, Mountbatten et al)
Sorry to keep you'll waiting but it's not like ur there, it's just that "I see dead people" is why i talk to you.

So India finally shifts into election mode after months of speculation. It is a good opportunity for the Congress(I) to throw their weight around and show that they are the biggest party in India. But they can fall flat on their face if they make it their main proposition for the elections, I still remember the BJP being in the same position and failing thanks to the infamous "India Shining" Campaign.

So who should our dear voters go for in those 30 seconds in the polling booth? Some options

Congress(Rahul Gandhi/Some other Muppet)- The Democrats of India and their Psuedo-"Secular" agenda, but behind the scenes they have been playing a very dirty game. Winning the elections by giving insane amounts of reservations in a move to "better" the society by creating equality. Making Rahul Gandhi the face of the congress is not going to help, cuz the govt is going to be run by the Italian Lady anyways, we saw how effecftive Dr. Manmohan singh was under that arrangement. 

BJP(L.K. Advani)- The Indian Republicans and their Hindutva (Hindu nation) agenda which would make us the Hindu version of our effing neighbor. I think the BJP should not be voted for unless they come up with a real good reason as to why people should vote for them. I dont think demolishing a Few holy places on the name of  6000 year old imaginary holy places is an appealing agenda to vote for, Nor is having a Hindu nation. 

BSP/3rd front (Mayawati) - There is no way that India would want Mayawati to be the Next PM, no offence to the so called backward castes. Unless I want her statue next to every Gandhi statue in India or the world. She is an evil lady with the intentions of levelling the playing field for "their" side by rushing the majority's rights. The 3rd front will only be there to chip away at the votes of the Big Two and then be in the situation to play coalition politics when it come to government formation. As far as this being the year for CHANGE aka OBAMA for the minorities, it took the US 231 years to elect a minority leader as President and he is a guy who will do a better job than Bush, Can Mayawati even do a better job than I.K. Gujral(PM for a few months)? is my concern   

RJD(Laloo Yadav) - Democracy is almost never going to kick into top gear in my generation, So why don't we vote for Laloo Yadav, We know what he did with the railways and to top it all he will never let there be a dull moment in the parliament. He should be the guy to represent India because he's funny and smart(every girl's ideal guy- trimming the Bush around the ears would work though) On a serious note he will be a part of the Congress coalition but for me the Ideal Candidate for the PM's Chair.

CPI(M)- The communists with their unprogressive agenda should be thrown into freggin russia or N. Korea to teach them what happens if we blindly follow what Karl Marx said in 1920, they lost all the bargaining power when they challenged the congress on the Nuclear deal. And i think except for their strongholds in the East no once else will be stupid enough to vote for them.

Samajwadi Party(Amar Singh)/the other South Indian parties - These parties are there to be a part of the coalition game, so they play with their very customized region to region petty agendas to garner the votes required to make them even more powerful than the winning party.

The Hurriyat Party(Guy with Black Hat and round glasses) - HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH , i would vote for them to be put on the next train to F***ing Pakistan. 

Me :-)  Yes you all can vote for me and i'll give everyone a big party in the PM's residence, and the opportunity to tell your friends you know the PM, how 'bout that. I think my Imaginary audience would vote for me !!!!

And Btw everyone must be so following Lead India back home, but how many of those so called leaders have actually done something after those hour-long debates on how they will make India a better place ? I think the Middle-Class holds the key, i understand we are fed up of all the bullshit we get from the politicians which never comes to life. But we have to realize as the middle class is no longer a target market for politicians they dont care about our wants anymore. We make up around 55-60% of the population, but the Below poverty line Population of 27% will rule as they all vote and we frankly dont have the time or dignity to stand and the line and make the vote count.

I still think evil agendas like Religion, Reservations, Anti-Reform, Opposition Bashing will be agendas ruling this election too. And Education, Women's Rights, Infrastructure, Unemployment, Human Rights will no even be mentioned, So best of Luck for the next 5 years of hell, whoever wins.

Peace
Critique welcome.